FILE NUMBER | #123456789 |
Date | 1965 |
Security Classification: | maximum |
FINGERPRINTS
ARREST record
NAME | KAIN |
AGE | 25 |
HEIGHT | 6’2 |
SEX | MALE |
ETHNICITY | PUNJABI |
“‘Not gonna die,’ my ass. That bitch slap nearly killed me! Shoulda known better—you’re about as sharp as a goddamn marble. Fuckin’ prick, I’ll shove that bowling pin right up your asshole You hear me?”[THE MAIN CHARACTER] the embodiment of human trash; specifically designed to be as cocksure of himself as possible. This guy smiles at the thought of fighting an 8-foot-tall serial killer containing all the power equivalent of the Devil itself using a plastic spoon. vulgar, violent, and incredibly immature. Kain has a matching ego and a penchant for world shattering bluntness. strangely enough, these could just as easily be his best traits. Who’s more liberated than someone utterly indifferent to the concept of shame?Being aggressive and competitive is of his nature, often getting himself into trouble while simultaneously dragging every single person who has the displeasure of living on the same continent down with him. he also tends to kick back and indulge himself in the most common pleasures known to man: custard pastries.
Criminal offences | Notes | Year |
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auto theft | Involved in unauthorized use and theft of multiple vehicles, resulting in extensive property damage | 1951 |
Mass destruction | Classified incident resulting in significant structural and civilian impact. Details remain undisclosed | 1952 |
Conspiracy | aiding and abetting in high-profile incident. | 1952 |
Vandalism | Garden gnomes | 1952 |
Manslaughter | Self-reported fratricide. | 1953 |
homicide | Fatal altercation with fellow inmate using improvised weapon (chicken bone) | 1958 |
public indecency | n/a | 1959 |
Multiple counts of murder | isolated but deliberate killings. collectively demonstrates a pattern of intentional and unlawful violence. | 1960 |
medical records | |
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hypoglycemia | Requires regular sugar intake to avoid sudden drops in blood sugar, which often manifests in irritability or faintness. |
injuries sustained | Documented history of physical injuries from altercations, including rib fractures, lacerations, and broken fingers. These injuries are typically self-reported after incidents or discovered during routine medical evaluations. |
Healed Concussion from Facial Injury | scar across the face, located between the eyes and nose, originates from a traumatic head injury that resulted in a concussion. Although the physical damage has healed, the injury has left lasting neurological and behavioral effects. |
PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE
Cognitive Assessment: Strategic but impulsive; displays manipulative tendencies when beneficial but often acts on impulse and personal vendettas, Not officially diagnosed due to refusal of psychological evaluations, but suspected antisocial tendencies with violent compulsions.Short-Term Memory Lapses: suspected due to concussion in adolescence, Occasional memory gaps or difficulty recalling recent events, which may contribute to a sense of paranoia or distrust in interactions with others.Substance Use: No known chemical dependencies, though subject appears psychologically reliant on high-stress situations and confrontations to achieve a sense of equilibrium, possibly as a form of self-regulation.
Psychological Monitoring: Bi-weekly evaluations recommended, though subject has a history of refusing participation.
IMPORTANT NOTICES
Prominent markings/observations | info |
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Scars | Uneven X shaped scar on his face between his eyes and nose, the staples he received for the wound were never removed and were healed into the scar. |
Moles | has three distinct moles on his face. two under his right eye and one under his left |
Residence | upon release he later lives with an old lady with dementia, she thinks hes her grandson. Kain is hilariously polite. |
NAME | Kain |
AGE | 13 |
HEIGHT | 4’10 |
SEX | MALE |
ETHNICITY | punjabi |
juvenile record
repeated offenses from age 8, including petty theft, assault, and vandalism, led to multiple detainments in juvenile facilities. Escalating behavior resulted in permanent incarceration at age 13 following a high-profile mass killing
court cases
Details: Defended in various cases, including one high-profile trial for conspiracy and mass destruction. was implicated as an accessory in a politically sensitive case involving significant loss of life.Official records suggest his conviction was part of a broader effort to defuse external threats.
FINGERPRINTS
Bail History: denied bail due to extreme risk of re-offense;
FILE NUMBER | #RS45973-DNT |
ISSUING AUTHORITY | Saint Basin Medical Board |
VALIDATION STATUS | active |
PROFESSIONAL LICENSE
AND
BACKGROUND RECORd
FIELDS |
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orthodontist |
oral surgeon |
Pharmaceutical Consulting |
Forensic Odontologist |
Golf Ball Diver |
Life Coach |
Professional Line Waiter |
Amateur Beekeeper (Unlicensed) |
Notable Incidents
NAME | RIZER SCHAFER |
AGE | 27 |
HEIGHT | 6’3 |
SEX | MALE |
ETHNICITY | DANISH/GERMANIC |
“If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. I once had Congress convinced I was on the board—for three days straight! The lovely folks started calling me ‘Sir.’ Trust me, people will believe anything if you wear a suit.”[The dentist] quick-witted and obnoxious Rizer Schafer exists as this cartoon character of a person, With exaggerated gestures, wide-eyed enthusiasm, and a grin that could convince you your feet are in fact backwards His ability to engage others in conversation and draw them into his elaborate schemes is nothing short of watching a carnival barker convince people to buy invisible goldfish.
Rizer thrives in the spot light, he’s just naturally good at telling people what they want to hear while giving them just enough rope to hang themselves. A stupidly charming scumbag in every sense of the word.priding himself on being a walking contradiction, there’s nothing Rizer loves more than someone showing him a completely new point of view, a romantic at heart he finds entertainment in even the most mundane and volatile corners of the world. he has his own Dental clinic but also indulges in any obscure job he can insert himself into- golf ball diver, dog surfing instructor you name it! i guess he's bored…?
offences | Notes | Year |
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Impersonation of Official Roles | Falsely represented as a city health inspector at an industry conference. | 1959 |
Unprofessional Conduct During Surgery | Subject repeatedly exclaimed “Oops!” during an awake dental procedure, despite no actual errors occurring. | 1964 |
Repetitive Chair Arrangement at City Hall | Repeatedly rearranged chairs in the city hall lobby, claiming it created “positive energy flow.” Staff asked him to leave. | 1964 |
Repeated Unsolicited Comments During Court Proceedings | Attended a court session as a witness but continuously offered unsolicited “legal advice” to both sides. | 1965 |
known affiliations
Schafer Family Industries:
The Schafer family holds a monopoly over Saint Basin’s pharmaceutical and medical industries, with investments spanning politics, health infrastructure, and private research. however Rizer Schafer operates independently from the business due to his lifestyle and lack of involvement in family operations.
qualifications
Degree Program:
Doctor of Dental Surgery (DDS)course duration:
Admitted at age 17 due to exceptional academic performance and aptitude in medical sciences. Consistently excelled in coursework.Standard 6-year program with an additional 2-year residency requirement. subject Completed both the degree and residency requirements within 5 years, graduating at age 22.
Student identification
University Attended:
port whyte Institute of advanced Medical Sciences
medical profile | |
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Neurological Condition | Diagnosed with severe light sensitivity and near-legal blindness following a head trauma sustained in car accident at age 16. |
Visual Impairment | due to Brain injury subject is Classified as legally blind without corrective eyewear. Special prescription glasses are required to function in standard environments. |
behavioural assessment | Early records indicate a diagnosis of Antisocial Personality Disorder, though it has had minimal impact on professional conduct. subject has demonstrated consistent ethical behaviour and exceptional performance in all medical responsibilities, with no record of misconduct related to this diagnosis. |
IMPORTANT NOTICES
Prominent markings/observations | info |
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Teeth | He has really sharp teeth, was he born like that? |
dimples/smile lines | Rizer has really prominent dimples and smile lines |
hair gel | Rizer tends to gel his hair up in an id like to call a stick-your-finger-in-an-outlet look. i wonder what he looks like with his hair down…. |
accent | he has a bit of a danish accent but that’s irrelevant because this is a comic. i still wanted to point it out though |
FILE NUMBER | #123456789 |
ID NUMBER | H-66678-6(7) |
division | civil servant/VDI |
rank | |
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Specialist Operative | Though not a Horseman subject is granted autonomy to conduct high-stakes assignments independently |
Clearance | Mid-Level Access |
NAME | Goubi |
AGE | 25 |
HEIGHT | 5’8 |
SEX | Female |
ETHNICITY | yoruba |
“You can hide that body, but the smell? Whoo! There's no covering that up. Though a fight every now and then does make life a little more interesting don't you think mate? go on, ill give you a five minute head start.”[THE SAINT] the Vatican's prodigy, known to be incredibly flippant, casually mouthing off to even the most powerful officials, Goubi generally enjoys showing off, often prone to taking large risks to achieve a blunt and excessive victory from every fight she takes part in while taunting her adversaries as often as she can.goubi is good at her job, but she has no respect for authority. she seemingly never takes work too seriously, acting like she's above most things, however, goubi is alot more uptight than she lets on.
violations | Notes | Year |
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reckless conduct | complete disregard of protocols. | 1960 |
excessive collateral damage | Incurred significant intended destruction during assignments. Collateral impact deemed excessive in several high-profile incidents | 1962 |
unauthorized use of weaponry | Engaged weaponry beyond assigned clearance level during multiple missions. | 1962 |
insubordination | Documented instances of failure to follow direct orders. often ignoring assignments given. | 1964 |
endangerment of allies | Actions on the field led to compromised safety of fellow operatives. | 1964 |
unsanctioned eliminations | Justification provided post-incident was deemed insufficient. | 1965 |
psychological profile |
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Cautious and introspective with a reckless streak. Displays signs of fatalism due to Huntington’s disease, Shows marked drive to maximize impact within limited lifespan. Early exposure to familial suffering has resulted in complex views on mortality |
morality clause: Flexible Ethics |
IMPORTANT NOTICES
Prominent markings/observations | info |
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Moles | No notable moles or distinctive markings visible |
hair | Blonde locs styled in four distinct sections, |
glasses | Known to wear dark, reflective sunglasses at all times, rarely seen without them. |
eye of mary | always seen with her briefcase |
lollipops | seen induldging in lollipops as an attempt to quit smoking. |
Residence | Has no consistent residence, preferring to stay in various motels throughout Saint Basin. Chooses each location based on operational convenience. |
FILE NUMBER | #123456789 |
PURPOSE CODE | A-12345-6(7) |
processing status: | pending |
FINGERPRINTS
SENSITIVE INFO
NAME | YAKOV |
AGE | 21 |
HEIGHT | 6’5 |
SEX | MALE |
ETHNICITY | KAZAKH |
“Did your advertising guy get his degree at a strip mall community college? You’re as funny as a car crash, but you definitely attract the same kind of attention. seriously kid You wanna know the secret to a happy life? Just lower you expectations.”[THE TRICKSTER] he's shallow and selfish, formerly a scam-caller, Yakov is a con-artist more out of habit than ambition, often maintaining a ‘its none of my business’ attitude, he rarely, if ever, acts out of altruism. His skepticism runs deep, once a creative with endless ambitions in his adolescence his priorities now seem to be getting through life with the least amount of effort possible.Despite his knack for deception, his life appears extremely ordinary, a mind numbingly mundane existence but at least its consistent. Though he gives off the vibe of someone who’s perpetually uninvested, Yakov is easily irritable and doesn’t tolerate bullshit for long, his impatience bubbles over quickly when things don’t go his way.
Yakov can be sleazy yet quick-witted and knowledgeable about legal loopholes. He’s underhanded and grew up lying about his name, his age (getting tattooed at 15) and just about everything else. This makes it difficult to know much about his life. He pretends to be less able bodied for “business” reasons, (its for parking spots) and claims to have once successfully impersonated esteemed ceo from the Schafer family at a party.Yakov played the drums when he was a teenager, the hobby never stuck into his adulthood but he is constantly thinking about getting back into it. though that day never seems to come.
criminal charges
offences | Notes | Year |
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healthcare fraud | Fraudulent claims related to treatment coverage for elderly patients. | 1949 |
identity fraud | Posed as next-of-kin for dementia patients to access funds or inheritance. | 1950 |
forgery | Forged and falsified a law diploma to claim legal expertise and credentials. | 1950 |
false advertising | Promoted and sold fraudulent products such as ‘flavoured’ soap laced with laxatives. | 1951 |
telemarketing fraud | Coordinated scam calls targeting vulnerable individuals. | 1951 |
mass destruction/ conspiracy | Orchestrated and led a large-scale, politically sensitive incident resulting in significant loss of life. Evidence suggests subject acted as the primary instigator. | 1952 |
history
comes from a stable upbringing, raised by two parents in a lower middle-class household. subject graduated high school with average grades and displayed no significant behavioral issues beyond a minor rebellious streak during his teenage years.
identification
Employment History: Documented employment in telemarketing and various low-level sales positions, with no indications of prolonged stability in any role.
Behavioral Notes: Subject is described as generally composed and cooperative, with no history of violence or erratic behavior.
criminal history | No major arrests or legal troubles prior to recent detainment. Early records indicate occasional incidents of lying and minor forgery during adolescence, though these were dismissed as youthful indiscretions and did not result in formal charges. |
psychological assessment:
Despite no prior criminal record, Yakov aliev exhibits a manipulative and exploitative nature. Evidence suggests he orchestrated the recent killings in the subway as a politically motivated act, coercing a minor into assisting him. His ability to deceive and operate undetected marks him as a significant threat.
IMPORTANT NOTICES
Prominent markings/observations | info |
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Tattoos | Yakov is adorned in full body tattoos all the way to his fingertips. most notably the lucky clover symbolism on his hands and crosses on his knuckles. |
eyelashes | he has long eyelashes. is it mascara? who knows |